Schlump (Boink in the UK) is a member of the sub-species boglinus minimus
Biologist Field Notes: FROM THIS MYSTERIOUS BOG THAT TIME FORGOT, I SHALL NAME THESE CREATURES...BOGLINS! I THEORIZE THAT BOGLINS MAY BE THE "MISSING LINK" TO HUMAN PERSONALITIES! COULD IT BE THAT-LONG AGO, BOGLINS TAUGHT US HOW TO LAUGH AND CRY… ... EVEN HOW TO LOVE? BOGLINS ARE VERY AFFECTIONATE AND EACH DISPLAY THEIR OWN DISTINCT PERSONALITY. MAY FUTURE BOGOLOGISTS LEARN FROM THESE NOTES - AND GO ON TO DISCOVER NEW THINGS ABOUT THIS AMAZING SPECIES
